mindfucking 就是英语中地道的表达蛋疼的意思。
eggache是Chinglish.
还有，如VwFTHwH果是真的蛋疼了。也不是用egg
而是ball aching. 表示球痛！

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我讲个有关印度人民克服困难的有趣故事吧 你看还能用的上
It happened a few years ago, when my friends was in India.There was a long delay at the airport,which apprently was quite common then,and then there came an announcement over the louderspeak: We are sorry but the plane is sick , we will find another one. So the passengers settles down for a long wait, feeling reaasured that they weren't having to fly in a faulty plane.
Two hours later there was another annoucement : We have found the new one,but it id more sick.So will take the first one." And then my friend had to board the first plane and it took off but my friend nervous. Everyone on the plane started knocking back the gin and whisky. Anyway,eventually they arrived at the destinantion and by this time everyone had managed to forget that the plane was sick. But instead of landing,the plane kept circling round. My friend worried again, And then a man in uniform came out to flight deck with a scrediver. He walked half way down the aisle, stopped and lifted up the carpet. Then he raise a metal flap and reached inside . There was a loud click and then my friend heard the gear going done. Finally the plane land safely.
所以说印度人民都是开挂的 神马困难克服不了~